Two Weeks Before the Trip:
One of us: "Got everything you need for the trip?"
The other: "Yep. How 'bout you?"
The one: "Yep. Ready to go."
Two days Before the Trip:
One of us (okay, me): Why did I ever think I'd get in these jeans? I'm off to the mall.
The other: "%^&*! I need _____!" Fill in the blank with toothpaste, a haircut, new socks, Q-tips, snacks for the plane, a prescription filled , etc.